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Vast Vacancy

The Vast Vacancy

 

That fat fraud Shea is at it once again.
What is he up to? Well, of course he’s lying.
He earns from sycophants a swift amen.
He finds the praise of morons gratifying.
Truly engage his brain? He isn’t trying.
It’s all progressive reflex, leftist twitch.
You might conclude that he were daily dying
To be, say, hag Pelosi’s strap-on bitch.
But you’d be wrong. When he adores that witch
Or sticks his busy tongue up Biden’s ass,
He isn’t scratching any inner itch.
Rather, it’s like his posturing at Mass.
He just thinks it’ll pay the bills to do it.
He’s vacuous inside – except for suet.

 

–Tom Riley

 

Your Latest Helping of Social Justice

Your Latest Helping of Social Justice

 

It is time for some redistribution
Of America’s wealth. Diminution
Is what your account knows—
But Pelosi’s just grows.
Don’t expect her to make restitution.

 

–Tom Riley

 

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Two Conventions

The Two Conventions

 

(for Kathleen Riley, Ph.D.)

 

“Patriotism versus Propaganda”:

That’s how Jon Meacham sees the two conventions.

Ho, hum.  A drunk, concussed, sub-normal panda

Could speak more truth with more serene intentions.

“Patriot” Joe is owned by Chairman Xi—

Which guarantees a future Communistic

If Democrats should triumph finally.

The ghost of JFK will go ballistic!

Luckily, Joe and Kamala can win

Only through universal mail-in cheating.

Let such enabling therefore not begin—

Despite Pelosi’s shrill, relentless bleating!

I view the contrast through a different prism.

That is:  Dementia versus Dynamism.

 

 

–Tom Riley

 

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Joe and His Undead Brain Are Still Number One!

Joe and His Undead Brain Are Still Number One!

 
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Three Successful Stooges

Three Successful Stooges

 
Now Pelosi and Nadler and Schiff
Have come through. What, I ask, is the diff
In unyielding reality?
It is all triviality.
Will they beat Trump this way? Ha! As if!

 
–Tom Riley

In Vino Vanitas

In Vino Vanitas

 
Nancy Pelosi clearly had a drink
After the drink she had before this speech
The seventh unit of the day, I think.
Nancy Pelosi clearly had a drink
While slurring curses. “Trump’th a rotten fink!”
She’ll have another now. Impeach! Impeach!
Nancy Pelosi clearly had a drink
After the drink she had before this speech.

 
–Tom Riley

 

 

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High Crimes and Newly-Defined Misdemeanors

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High Crimes and Newly-Defined Misdemeanors

 
Sometimes vague definition’s a gift:
All that cloudiness gives you a lift,
Though at heart you’re a grump.
If you want to get Trump,
Definitions conveniently shift.

 
–Tom Riley

Public Phase

Public Phase

 
Now our hearings are public. We feel
This advance is indeed a big deal.
All from this point we’ll show—
And the public can know.
(Well, except for the stuff we conceal.)

 
–Tom Riley

 

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One of Them Tongue Kisses

One of Them Tongue Kisses

Ilhan Omar is hostile and crass.
She is proud that she ain’t got no class.
She is proud of her views
On those bastards the Jews.
And Pelosi is kissing her ass.

–Tom Riley

Legitimate Views

Legitimate Views

Ilhan Omar’s legitimate views
Are (Pelosi maintains) super news
For America. Why
Do Republicans lie?
They are clearly the tools of the Jews!

–Tom Riley