Point in His Favor

A Point in His Favor

Little fraud is no doubt in the wrong–
and to him my aversion is strong.
But it isn’t his game.
NATO’s really to blame–
and Zelensky’s just playing along.

–Tom Riley

On the Moral Courage of Chris Christie

On the Moral Courage of Chris Christie

I never liked Chris Christie, I can say
with utter honesty. So when he cries
to bogus heaven for those Hohol guys,
I know he’s being fat, and fake, and gay.
Nor does Trump, whom I have liked, think my way.
Maybe he isn’t buying all the lies–
but he’s not praying that Zelensky dies
the way that I am. Ain’t no shades of gray
for me. I am on Mother Russia’s side
and think that Comrade Putin is a saint.
May NATO, now outmoded, be defied!
May history choke off the loud complaint
of every neo-con! Some have replied,
“You’re kidding, aren’t you, Riley?” No, I ain’t.

–Tom Riley

Plenty of Proxies

Plenty of Proxies

We’ll soon replace the Hohols with the Finns.
Our war on Mother Russia must not end!
One chapter closes, so the next begins:
we’ll soon replace the Hohols with the Finns.
We’ll make those Russkies suffer for our sins!
Our right to threaten them we will defend!
We’ll soon replace the Hohols with the Finns:
our war on Mother Russia must not end.

–Tom Riley

Rah-Rah-Rah

Rah-Rah-Rah

Hohols boast of a fresh assassination.
Darya Dugina first — and now this guy
Tatarsky. It occasions great elation
in NATO’s stumbling pawns to hear that sly
agents in Russia’s heartland can apply
terrorist tactics, silence voices not
in accord with the latest Western lie.
Zelensky’s fags think murderers are hot!
“We have long arms!” they crow. But they forgot
something before composing all their cheers.
The Russian soul is not some tiny tot.
There, folks have dealt with terrorists for years.
Ukrainians: enjoy your brief attack!
One thing is sure: it won’t hold Wagner back.

–Tom Riley

Distant Defense

Distant Defense

The forces we’ve
stationed on Russia’s border are
defensive in nature.

–Tom Riley

Douchebag Dancefest

Douchebag Dancefest

Volodymyr sends dancing freaks to mock
the Orthodox who will not lick his ass.
I cannot say this move comes as a shock.
That stunted little prick was always crass–
and overflowed with irreligious sass
even when he was clowing on TV.
To mouthy, petty tyrants of this class,
there’s never any path but mockery.
Will he emerge victorious? We’ll see.
His NATO patrons, clearly, do not mind
his lack of stature nor his crudity.
By just such things their values are defined.
But me, I pray that Wagner’s sure advance
will intrerrupt his little tranny dance.

–Tom Riley

Critical Thinking

Critical Thinking

“Russia’s losing a thousand a day!”
Western analysts breezily say.
“So we’re told by Ukraine.
That’s our constant refrain.
Ghost of Kyiv is assisting. Hurray!”

–Tom Riley

(Actual Russian losses less than a tenth of Western estimates.)

Great Idea

Great Idea

War against Russia!
A great idea that nobody
ever had before….

–Tom Riley

About to Fall

About to Fall

Is Bakhmut just about to fall?
Is truth dislodging foolish lies?
Dear Russian Heroes: Have a ball

Taking apart the NATO wall
Of propaganda! Do it, guys!
Is Bakhmut just about to fall

Into your hands – and past recall?
Is Artyomosk about to rise,
Dear Russian soldiers? Have a ball!

Detractors failed. You’re standing tall.
The world betrays a wild surmise:
Is Bakhmut just about to fall

Because the West could not at all
Stay conscious, let alone wax wise?
Dear Russian soldiers have a ball

Proving their prowess isn’t small.
Gentlemen: I believe my eyes.
Is Bakhmut just about to fall,
Dear Russian soldiers? Have a ball!

–Tom Riley

Thanks for the Tanks!

Thanks for the Tanks!

Why are we sending tanks now to Ukraine?
I thought those guys already turned the tide
Back in September. Why today complain
That Ukies are enduring homicide
On battlefields where they can hardly hide
From Holy Mother Russia’s sure advance?
Are we perhaps admitting that we lied
In former months? Do flames engulf our pants?
Trannies and neo-cons both love this dance
Of narratives that can’t bear scrutiny
For more than twenty seconds. Take a chance
On global love! They say to you and me.
It may be risky, but it’s really nice!
And only distant Slavs will pay the price!

–Tom Riley