Saints Cyril and Methodius, you rock! From you, no silly little candy hearts; From you, no baby Cupids apt to flock Around some dame with boobs but lacking smarts. From you, St. Olga, subtle in the arts Of war, though never trained by mortal men. From you, St. Vlad, whose glory never parts, Though demons strive to crush him once again. And now your baptized armies move, as when They overcame the Nazis on the front Our leaders all forget. Beyond our ken You operate. While Western pundits grunt The noises of democracy, you shock Their bloodless candied hearts. Oh, how you rock!
Crazy Bandera still controls Ukraine— And loony Western outlets cheer him on. You who are literate object in vain: Crazy Bandera still controls Ukraine! He is its heart, though NATO runs its brain. Their sweet accord is not a simple con. Crazy Bandera still controls Ukraine, And loony Western outlets cheer him on.
“Heroic Azov Nazis….” Cross that out! “Heroic Azov fighters….” Yeah, that’s better. It’s only Russian bots who ever shout “Heroic Azov Nazis!” Cross that out! Their Nazi status once we did not doubt— But now it pays to be a swift forgetter. Heroic Azov Nazis? Cross that out! Heroic Azov fighters! Yeah, that’s better.
I failed you, Mother Russia, yesterday. I failed indeed to greet you as a mother. Should I of my regret make vain display— Or is the right course altogether other? Today too is a day to celebrate. It’s the day you defeated the aggression Directed at you by the Nazi state. As Westerner, I here make full confession: The West has not esteemed your sacrifice Nor honored properly your sons and daughters— But rather sought, and more than once or twice, To foist upon you further grievous slaughters. But me, I pray for victory anew Over the fascists who would strangle you.
Shea is stupid. Of this there’s no doubt. Stupid things he’s determined to shout— Or to tweet. Never ends! When the Judgment impends, Will the plea, “I’m a fool,” help him out?
–Tom Riley
Note on the Text
I’m not on Facebook or Twitter anymore, so I don’t see the little verbal twitches that constitute Mark Shea’s reason for existence. But readers of this blog send me screen shots when they’re particularly incensed by his attacks on reason and common human decency. Two recent ones made me briefly consider that Shea might be a hypocrite, destined for the Eighth Circle of Hell according to Dante. But then I reconsidered. Maybe Shea doesn’t have the brains to be hypocritical.
The last shall be first and the first shall be last – so here’s the second tweet sent to me by a real Catholic:
Shea here is attacking Canada’s trucker convoy – at the very moment when Justin Trudeau was unleashing a totalitarian putsch against brave Canadian citizens trying to stand up to ridiculous mask and vaccine mandates. These mandates give Shea more of a thrill than his hypothetical rectal vibrator. I’ll delve into the details a little later. The main point is that comparing Trudeau’s totalitarian actions to Nazi totalitarian actions is not okay according to Shea.
Here’s the first tweet – posted a little over two weeks before:
The point here is that the GOP may take advantage of Brainless Joe Biden’s dementia displays to win the midterm elections – and they shouldn’t… because they’re Nazis!
The hypocrisy is pretty clear, right? In the mind of Shea, it’s plain crazy to compare Trudeau’s totalitarianism to Nazi totalitarianism, and it disqualifies you from being taken seriously the way Fat Boy needs to be taken seriously. Don’t be silly, you Canadian truckers! But it’s A-okay to compare the GOP in this country to Nazis, or even to say that they are Nazis. Indeed, in other venues, Shea has called the Canadian truckers themselves Nazis. There are very few ideological opponents that he hasn’t called Nazis. Hypocritical rhetoric, yes?
The thing is, though, I’m beginning to doubt that Fat Boy can even see the self-contradiction. The two propositions – “It’s wrong to call your ideological opponents Nazis” and “Shea’s ideological opponents are Nazis” – loiter arm and arm in his skull, and he sees no conflict at all.
He may actually be that stupid.
I do need to note here that I don’t think Trudeau is a Nazi. He’s more of a Commie. But really he’s just a leftist globalist intent on a new brand of pansy tyranny.
Shea, of course, doesn’t really know anything about Nazi Germany – or about history in general. He once maintained that the only evidence for Julius Caesar’s conquest of Gaul was Caesar’s own self-promoting book. But Shea does like to pretend.
Note the reference to self-pity – a recent obsession of Shea’s, and an obvious function of projection. Shea once whined that he was “trying to say yes to God” and “widely hated” on that account. Boo-hoo.
Note furthermore the reference to spreading COVID. Fat Boy apparently still thinks that the COVID vaccines prevent transmission, though it’s been admitted since July of last year that they don’t. I myself caught COVID on Christmas Eve from a relative who had been fully vaccinated and boosted. Almost everyone else in the room caught it, too. I won’t cry about it, Shea fashion, because it wasn’t at all a big deal. I worked out for at least a half-hour every day that I had the disease. And I remain unvaccinated. Pope Francis, go collect your thirty pieces of silver from Chairman Xi.
Fat Boy might fear a different experience with COVID. Though we’re both the same age, he is… well… grossly obese. That makes him especially vulnerable.
And you all have to get the vaccine that doesn’t work or he’ll hold his breath and turn blue!
Becky Bratten Weiss: she’s a fake Jew.
Hitler’s target? Of her it’s not true!
She excels, though, at faking.
It’s her chief undertaking.
What a gal! She’s a fake Catholic, too!
What we heard was a roar, not a shriek. Soaring vengeance they’d opted to seek—
And they knew whom they’d blame.
What corrupted their aim?
They’d permitted Herr Hitler to speak.
With resentment Jim Mattis is burning.
In expression he’s far from discerning.
In addition to lies, “Nazi! Nazi!” he cries—
Like a mad dog to vomit returning.
Blacks and Latinos need the Mighty Shea.
How could they live without their White Protector?
Both in the public and the private sector,
He fights for them the Nazi-hunter way.
He may be lily white, but no vague gray
Distorts the readings of his hate detector.
Of all Caucasian faults, he’s the corrector.
What strength and zeal his posts and tweets display!
Blacks and Latinos: thank him for his views!
Even in quarantine, he has your back.
Behind the screen, he’s truly paid his dues.
Of racist comments he is keeping track.
You don’t applaud – despite his many cues?
Your laughter is a personal attack!
Rebecca Bratten Weiss – Professor Weiss!—
Includes a little Latin in a tweet. Nazis delenda est – since they’re not nice,
And fighting non-existent threats is sweet.
Professor, it’s a little incomplete,
Your knowledge of the language Caesar spoke—
A language grand and glorious, yet neat
And scarily precise. Let me invoke
The spirit of agreement, no mere joke,
And indicate that “Nazis” has to be
Masculine plural! Though you may be woke,
You do not grasp your grammar thoroughly.
The proper form here is delendi sunt.
That last word almost rhymes with “cunt,” you cunt.
Flammeus Gladius 