Public Dismay

Public Dismay

 

Weaver’s acts George and Rick now survey
With a gallon of public dismay.
But they’re putting you on.
Back before, they said: “John,
Won’t you please throw some action our way?”

 

–Tom Riley

 

Rick Wilson Battles Back

Rick Wilson Battles Back

 

Rick takes on accusations two-fisted.
As a Weaver pal he won’t be listed!
Contradict and you’re through!
Who will pay a price? You!
(Truth: they not only knew; they assisted.)

 

–Tom Riley

 

 

(Rick Wilson carefully parses his denial of knowledge.)

Sincere Admiration

Sincere Admiration

Mr. Conway thinks Cuomo looks great.
He admires every leonine trait
That the mobster displays.
Sir: accept Conway’s praise!
Plus, your prick he’d be proud to fellate!

–Tom Riley

 

 

 

Strong Talk

Strong Talk

“Hey, you’re full of shit!” Biden will dare
To exclaim. “Plus, your question’s not fair!
Won’t do pushups? Fuck you!
Dooby-dooby-doo-doo.
May I have a quick sniff at your hair?”

–Tom Riley

 

 

(Hideous Never Trumper David Frum thinks Creepy Joe looks “terrific.”)

Case of the Defective Defector

The Case of the Defective Defector

Rick Wilson is a GOP defector.
His leftist hosts laugh loud behind his back—
But poor Rick has a lousy laugh detector.
Rick Wilson is a GOP defector
Who thinks that Donald Trump is Dr. Lecter
Without the brain. Rick’s nightmares? Hard to track.
Rick Wilson is a GOP defector.
His leftist hosts laugh loud behind his back.

–Tom Riley

Stop Signs

Stop Signs

 
Who will stop Trump? The Lincoln Project will!
Well, maybe that’s a “what” and not a “who.”
No matter. With a purpose to fulfill,
Taking the Donald’s crazy tweets as cue,
These strategists will do and do and do—
Just as the cackling witch did in the play
By Shakespeare. They’ll concoct a witch’s brew—
And Donald Trump, that brute, will rue the day!
Or maybe not. Pros have made the assay
Before – and Trump, the amateur, prevailed
With ease. They’ll try again – but, what the hey,
All previous attempts quite clearly failed!
They bellow now, these proud consultant classes.
I’m sure that Trump will knock them on their asses.

 
–Tom Riley