Good Nutrition
“You ought to opt for good nutrition, guy.”
“By opting otherwise, I feed the soul.”
“That stuff’s so rich, I wouldn’t even try.
You ought to opt for good nutrition, guy!
Every dichotomy is just a lie
told to uplift the part, degrade the whole.
You ought to opt for good nutrition, guy….”
“By opting otherwise, I feed the soul.”
–Tom Riley
Relationship Status
I think that our relationship is neat
And simple and completely satisfying:
Your species is among those that I eat.
Communication’s often incomplete
Despite a lot of angst and aimless crying.
I think that our relationship is neat
Compared to all these others. What a treat:
Between us there’s no risk of hurtful lying!
Your species is among those that I eat.
All flesh indeed is grass – and often wheat.
No body lasts – though not for want of trying
I think that our relationship is neat.
Neither of us can steal. Neither can cheat.
All those suspicions simply aren’t applying.
Your species is among those that I eat.
Right now you’re wary, unconvinced, and fleet.
But finally there’s no way of denying
I think that our relationship is neat:
Your species is among those that I eat.
–Tom Riley
Flammeus Gladius 