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With a Hanky

With a Hanky

 
Trump fakes Lisa
Page orgasm – and Peter Strzok
retires to bathroom.

 
–Tom Riley

 

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Momentary Fame

Momentary Fame

I beg in public, on the Internet.
I’m cashing in on momentary fame.
My dignity is easy to forget.
I beg in public – on the Internet.
This isn’t something my kind can regret.
My sleaziness I’m eager to proclaim.
I beg in public, on the Internet.
I’m cashing in on momentary fame.

–Tom Riley

Scarlet Parachute

The Scarlet Parachute

Peter Strzok: FBI guy no more.
But his state’s not a state to deplore.
Like the rest of his kind—
Brennan here springs to mind—
He will soon be a media whore.

–Tom Riley

Lovestruck

Lovestruck

The sneer on Peter Strzok’s exultant face
Makes lovestruck leftists cream right in their pants.
Although to us it seems quite out of place,
The sneer on Peter Strzok’s exultant face
Moves sluts and punks of Hollywood to race
Each other for the slightest blowjob chance.
The sneer on Peter Strzok’s exultant face
Makes lovestruck leftists cream right in their pants.

–Tom Riley

Part of the Job

Part of the Job

Peter Strzok took great pride in his smirk.
He was boundlessly eager to irk.
He succeeded at that
As he shoveled the scat.
Vile expressions: an FBI perk.

–Tom Riley

Oral Arguments

Oral Arguments

 

Lisa Page, Esquire’s oral arguments
Were offered in the court of Peter’s pants.
That’s where their sessions tended to advance
Naturally in the order of events.
These star-crossed lovers shared a heartfelt sense
That they were Clinton people not by chance
But by necessity — so their romance
Should be a Clinton one. Hey! No offense—
But I contend that this was a mistake.
Oh, love’s a drug — and judgment’s what it numbs!
Of course she hungered to relieve his ache.
She sucked so much she often needed Tums.
But parts aside from hearts can also break.
See what his seed inflicted on her gums?

 

—Tom Riley

Why of It

The Why of It

 

With a sideshow freak Peter Strzok cheated.
Why? His member became overheated.
It was smaller than small
But grew hotter than all—
And a cheap fuck was just what he needed.

 

—Tom Riley

What a Performance!

What a Performance!

 

Ethnic hate lists of Strzok and of Page
Were the same: against Russians they’d rage—
And Romanians, too.
They did not need a cue—
And each other’s flushed groins were the stage.

 

—Tom Riley

Love Letters Straight from the Heart

Love Letters Straight from the Heart

 

Lisa and Peter: ah, romantic pair!
We know them chiefly from the texts they sent
And from the feelings that they dared to share
When not adulterating. Their assent
To one another’s words of discontent
Proved to the world that they were kindred souls
And therefore had no reason to repent
While they were striving toward their common goals.
Russians they hated with whole steaming bowls
Of hatred — and Romanians as well.
Pro-lifers they would roast on glowing coals—
And country hicks consign to hayseed hell.
Their conversation: nothing could be sweeter—
When Lisa wasn’t sucking Peter’s peter.

 

—Tom Riley

 

(Strzok and Page texts reveal ethnic, class hatred.)

Insurance Policy

Insurance Policy

 

Who’ll save us from ourselves? The FBI!
If we vote wrong, they’ll labor to correct
Our error. They’re so noble, I could cry.
Who’ll save us from ourselves? The FBI—
A force that we should never dare defy—
Has volunteered. When all our minds defect,
Who’ll save us from ourselves? The FBI!
If we vote wrong, they’ll labor to correct.

 

—Tom Riley