Flammeus Gladius

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Tag: police

Speaking from the Heart

Speaking from the Heart

Underfoot, undead heart told a tale
you could hear. Did you strive to regale
the police with your lies?
That, my lad, wasn’t wise.
Words unchecked pretty much always fail.

–Tom Riley

911

911

When the planes struck, did Rent-a-Mob rush in
To save the lives that then faced sudden threat?
Did guys like Colin Kaepernick begin
A rescue operation? I forget.
Did folks in ruined buildings say, “Well met,”
To Bad Touch Biden as he risked his ass
To haul theirs out of danger? Wanna bet?
If you have any common sense, you’ll pass.
I am not sentimental here. Alas,
I’m well aware of mortal limitation!
An officer has settled ample mass
Upon my neck – though not for long duration.
Yet when disaster looms, who has the chops?
Not leftist activists. Instead, the cops.

–Tom Riley

 

Memorials- 9/11 Tribute

Vital Democrat Voting Bloc

Vital Democrat Voting Bloc

Biden’s handlers at last have decided
That he must decry riots. Two-sided
Are his comments, however.
Withhold judgment? Hey, never!
By the rioters he’d be derided.

–Tom Riley

Former U.S. Vice President Joe Biden

(Biden tells rioting Democrats to cool it for now, even though all cops are still guilty.)

Continued Growth of George W. Bush

The Continued Growth of George W. Bush

 
Oh, here he comes, the Chimpanzee-in-Chief!
He does so want the liars of the press
To love him! Comical is the relief
That he supplies – but deadly is the mess
That he will help to make. More crime, not less,
Is what he’ll body forth with pal Michelle
Obama as he says a breathless yes
To lies she and her catamite would tell
While following the playbook they knew well
Down through the years. Like Maverick McCain,
He’s sold his voters out. I know the smell.
I recognize the hey-me-too refrain.
He’ll demonize the cops with leftist zeal
If Mrs. O just lets him cop a feel.

 
–Tom Riley

 

President Obama opens Smithsonian's African American museum | Daily Mail Online

Shape of Justice

The Shape of Justice

 

In Seattle’s autonomous zone
There are no cops. You’re quite on your own
If you’re mugged, robbed, or raped.
That’s how justice is shaped.
Black lives matter – and black lives alone.

 

–Tom Riley

Purity Police

Purity Police

 

Dangerous foreign blonde approached the car—
But all-American Mohamed Noor
Was ready, though a trifle insecure.
How can Somali heroes know how far
An Aussie girl might go? The perils are
Real perils, for the Infidel’s impure!
He pulled the trigger quick, just to be sure.
And now in the Department he’s a star.
He saved us from that bright and charming smile.
He saved us from her foul white privilege too.
The customs of the West have long been vile—
But he helped to reform them. Made anew,
America should celebrate in style.
Her women, though, should cover up on cue.

 

—Tom Riley

 

(Quota cop who killed Aussie blonde may never face charges.)

Outrage Abatement

Outrage Abatement

 

The Somali cop’s error was slight.
He did pretty much everything right.
After outrage abatement,
He deserves reinstatement.
After all, folks, the victim was white.

 

—Tom Riley

 

(Quota cop kills Aussie woman.)

Death of an Aussie Babe

Death of an Aussie Babe

 

It’s all cultural.
In Somalia, no doubt:
A righteous shooting.

 

—Tom Riley

 

(Quota cop kills Aussie woman.)

Call the Cops

Call the Cops

 

Tourist gals: go ahead, try your luck!
Call the cops if you have to. Their pluck
And devotion is great,
I in general state.
If the cop’s a Somali, though, duck!

 

—Tom Riley

 

(Quota cop kills Aussie woman.)

Another Brilliant Plan

Another Brilliant Plan

 

Obama had another brilliant plan:
Somali cops would make for great policing.
In innovation, boy, was he the man!
Obama had another brilliant plan.
A president does only what the can.
Obama’s influence is still unceasing.
Obama had another brilliant plan:
Somali cops would make for great policing!

 

—Tom Riley

 

(Quota cop kills Aussie woman.)