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Tag: pro-abortion movement

Athwart the Tide

Athwart the Tide

Look! Mark Shea got a shave and lost some weight!
He’s showing off the flesh of which he’s proud.
He stands athwart the tide of MAGA hate.

Abortion rights in every damn red state
He will defend – and never give a cowed
Look. Mark Shea got a shave and lost some weight:

He’s looking pretty and he’s feeling great.
He’d also like to say he’s well endowed.
He stands athwart the tide of MAGA hate,

Making advances at a stunning rate.
Under is how his foes will soon be plowed.
Look: Mark Shea got a shave and lost some weight.

He’s back in fighting trim. His every trait
Prepares him to maintain the vows he’s vowed.
He stands athwart the tide of MAGA hate—

And victory is sure to be his fate.
He says it openly. He says it loud.
Look! Mark Shea got a shave and lost some weight!
He stands athwart the tide of MAGA hate.

–Tom Riley

Rally Now

Rally Now

We have to rally now for Roe v. Wade
A ruling that we’ve never read in fact.
We feature every freak in our parade.
We have to rally! Now! For Roe v. Wade!
Our feticidal rage must be displayed!
Supreme Court justices must be attacked!
We have to rally now for Roe v. Wade
A ruling that we’ve never read in fact.

–Tom Riley

New Way

The New Way

More advanced Catholics now know the way
To be pro-life in truth – for they say
The old way’s a distortion.
They are fighting abortion
By supporting it day after day!

–Tom Riley

Ex-Pro-Lifer

Ex-Pro-Lifer

Has Mark P. Shea defected from the cause?
Suety loudmouths we can do without.
We’re winning now – but questions give us pause.
Has Mark P. Shea defected from the cause?
Guys who sport tits need heavy-duty bras.
We’ve lost such gravity, I have no doubt.
Has Mark P. Shea defected from the cause?
Suety loudmouths we can do without.

–Tom Riley

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True Colors

True Colors

Upon the March for Life, the fat fraud Shea
Now chooses, with a petty sneer, to piss.
Don’t be surprised: he’s always been this way.
Upon the March for Life, the fat fraud Shea
Unloads because there’s nothing to betray
In such a flabby heart. What do we see?
Upon the March for Life, the fat fraud Shea
Now chooses, with a petty sneer, to piss.

–Tom Riley

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Joe Catholic

Joe Catholic

 

Et oratio eius fiat in peccatum.

 

Pretending Joe’s a super-Catholic guy
Is just about as silly as can be—
Too damn implausible to be a lie,
More a great scrap of imbecility.
Of course Joe likes to show his rosary.
Of course he likes to preen at morning Mass
For all the heathen media to see.
Of course the Jesuits will kiss his ass.
All flesh is, as the Bible tells us, grass—
And Joe’s scant flesh is overdue for mowing.
Still, what’s the focus of his fading sass?
The baby-killing party that he’s throwing!
His soul’s a writhing worm, his prayer a crock,
His place beneath a small infernal rock.

 

–Tom Riley

 

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(N.B. The hateful form of child sacrifice now denoted by the euphemism “induced abortion” is a crime offensive to the common decency of the human race, not just to the moral theology of the Catholic Church. All men and women of good will should oppose it. Bad Touch Biden and other putative Catholics who support this abomination are especially culpable only because they have been given such a clear and rational teaching by their religious authorities and therefore cannot plead ignorance. Arguably, they are guilty of betrayal as well as of violence – and will find their appropriate place in the ninth and lowest circle of Hell. However, I couldn’t bear to grant Creepy Joe the same dignity extended to Marcus Brutus. So I shoved his invertebrate psychic ass under a rock. May it rot there! TR.)

Pro-Choice Hoe Choice

Pro-Choice Hoe Choice

 

Leftist media outlets? Aglow
At the choice that was chosen by Joe!
She is clever, bi-racial—
And she just had a facial!
But the fact remains: Joe chose the hoe.

 

–Tom Riley

 

Joe Biden takes indirect shot at Kamala Harris over her ...

Taking the Pledge

Taking the Pledge

Give up sex with that harpy from Hell?
Yes, the one with the lips – and the smell
You can smell through the screen.
Abstinence ain’t obscene.
I believe I shall manage quite well.

–Tom Riley

 

Rashida Tlaib’s Crazy Pro-Abortion Rant: Pro-Life Men “Shouldn’t Want to Have Sex With Me ...

(Rashida Tlaib urges men not to have sex with her.)

Casual Encounter

Casual Encounter

“Cherokee domme seeks sub with hairy face.”
That was the sex ad Shea read in his dreams.
“Pick me! Pick me!” he shouted. To extremes
He longed to go, nor did he feel disgrace.
Warren was smart and competent – an ace
At organizing thrill-packed bondage teams.
Maybe she really was the stuff of memes—
But still, to him, her dungeon was the place.
“Pick me! Pick me for sweet abortion’s sake!”
He cried again. “I’ll bow to the Accuser
If you will just address my inner ache
To have you as my empress and abuser!”
But then the big fat fairy came awake
And, like his heroine, proved just a loser.

–Tom Riley

 

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Lysistrata 2019

Lysistrata 2019

Boy, those sex-striking ladies are pissed!
In their slaughter they mean to persist.
Laws against it they hate—
And with men will not mate.
I suspect they will hardly be missed.

–Tom Riley