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Joe Did What?

Joe Did What?

I say that Joe did this and Joe did that,
But Joe, of course, is not the one who acted:
He’s too much the demented Democrat,
I say. That Joe did this, and Joe did that,
Is shorthand. A whole group of leftists sat
In council, though the details are redacted.
I say that Joe did this, and Joe did that—
But Joe, of course, is not the one who acted.

–Tom Riley

Volodymyr’s Genius Plan

Volodymyr’s Genius Plan

Zelensky has his cronies in the West.
When all the pawns upon the board are scattered,
His current recklessness will be professed
From luxury, as if it truly mattered.
He’ll likely find a place in Hollywood
And thus advance the cause of U.S. trannies.
Media adulation will seem good—
As will the sight of round and well-toned fannies.
He’ll join the set that never has to pay
For idiotic and absurd offenses.
Pursuing fresh ambitions that bright day,
He will not mind his former moods and tenses.
Ukraine will be a mess, but he’ll be fine.
I’d say he’s shaped a pretty slick design.

–Tom Riley

Bravado

Bravado

Bad Touch Biden’s bravado looms large.
Into private realms he moves to barge
With an alpha male shout.
Come on, Joe! Cut it out!
We all know that Obama’s in charge.

–Tom Riley

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Right on Schedule

Right on Schedule

Scheduled State of the Union? Joe missed it.
That senescence: it’s hard to resist it!
But had this come to pass—
A display of Xi’s ass—
Right on schedule would Slow Joe have kissed it.

–Tom Riley

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Joe the Sinologist

Joe the Sinologist

 

Uyghurs? Genocide? Not even warm,
Biden critics – and very bad form
To harass China Joe
With your inquiries so.
This is simply a cultural norm.

 

–Tom Riley

 

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(China Joe dismisses genocide of the Uyghurs as a differing cultural norm.)

Divided

Divided

 

The nation is divided, as you say.
Let all unite in serving Chairman Xi
And we’ll transcend the challenge of the day!
The nation is divided – as you say.
Let Dr. Joseph Biden lead the way!
On his example let us all agree!
The nation is divided, as you say.
Let all unite in serving Chairman Xi!

 

–Tom Riley

 

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Virus of a President

A Virus of a President

 

China virus? Is that a thing? No!
You may never express yourself so!
Let your vile view be hidden!
Such a phrase is forbidden!
Who forbids it? Of course! China Joe!

 

–Tom Riley

 

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Look on the Bright Side

Look on the Bright Side

 

The puppet president of Chairman Xi
Is now in place, so history advances.
Of course, America must take its chances.
This age-encumbered mediocrity
Who wets his nether garments frequently
Has long adopted idiotic stances.
Incapable of clever verbal dances,
He stumbles, stalls, and babbles ceaselessly.
Don’t worry, though – for Chairman Xi is boss.
Derelict Joe just carries out his orders.
Though Joe’s ascendancy is clearly loss,
A deep abasement of his current quarters,
Xi’s wisdom offers noodles, rice, and sauce
From far beyond our now-dissolving borders.

 

–Tom Riley

 

Respectful

Can we all agree to respect our official incoming regional leader? I intend to refer to him as Dr. Joseph Biden, Designated Governor, Mei Guo Province, Greater Chinese-Pacific Co-Prosperity Sphere. Doesn’t that sound respectful?

 

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Wise Advice

Wise Advice

 

“Follow Xi’s wise advice, Puppet Joe!
Let the font of servility flow!
We gave Hunter big bucks
Plus some underage fucks.
Now obey!” How can Biden say no?

 

–Tom Riley

 

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