Flammeus Gladius

Carmina et Verba pro Discipulis Meis

Tag: puppies

Tenet of Faucism

A Tenet of Faucism

Fauci did torture puppies, it’s true.
Plus, he lies till he turns a bright blue.
He most likely sucks cock.
But he’s still our top doc—
And, if you don’t do homage, fuck you!

–Tom Riley

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Warrior Shea

The Warrior Shea

In victories he was swimmin’.
He killed children, dogs, and women.

–Johnny Cash

Feckless Shea needs
the state even to slaughter
a couple puppies.

–Tom Riley

(PP ally and notorious glutton Mark Shea wants dogs destroyed.)

Heroica

Heroica

Shea declared himself hero this day.
Took on pups with his wife. Shout hurray!
Swung a glorious stick.
What a pitiful prick!
He loves foes his mere buttocks outweigh.

–Tom Riley

(Planned Parenthood ally and notorious glutton Mark Shea declares himself hero.)