Loudoun County, Virginia
Public school: girl gets fucked up the ass
By a lad who pretends he’s a lass—
Then they nab the girl’s dad.
And that’s not half as bad
As the shit that they’re doing in class.
–Tom Riley
The Rapey, Sexy Life of E. Jean Carroll
The rapey, sexy time she had with Trump
Was the best time her body ever had.
The memory’s a tingle in her rump,
The aftermath a let-down, deep and sad.
Oh, he was masterful, that grinning cad!
What’s that? Resist? Oh, well, of course she tried.
Aloud, she didn’t call that great beast “dad.”
Still, penetration couldn’t be denied.
Then every cell within, transmogrified,
Sang like a fat bitch at the highest note.
Half of her nerves were roasted, half were fried.
He launched her rocket, and he sank her boat.
It’s hurtful that she had to come awake.
Why can’t dreams ever last, for goodness’ sake?
–Tom Riley
A Grave Injustice
How can they fire the glorious James Gunn?
He had the right response to Putin-Trump!
Can companies be just to anyone?
How can they fire the glorious James Gunn
For just a bit of molestation fun?
A lad must sometimes take a verbal dump.
How can they fire the glorious James Gunn?
He had the right response to Putin-Trump!
–Tom Riley
All You Rapists
You beasts! You’ve gone and raped her yet again!
Her victimhood you’ve foully victimized
To serve your selfish pleasure! She has been
Targeted – and she doesn’t seem surprised.
You dare to claim you never realized
That you were raping her? That makes it worse.
Your blank incomprehension, supersized,
Has thus become her sad, recurring curse.
A life as victim how can she reverse
When none of her tormentors will confess?
The pepper spray she carries in her purse
Against your kind means ever less and less.
You rape her with your eyes and filthy minds.
You rape her when you read these nasty lines.
–Tom Riley
(The Pezzulo reports further rape fantasies.)
Omnia Illam Rapiunt
To the Pezzulo, everything is rape.
By virtue of her penetrative name,
She shapes a vision only she could shape.
Fierce male aggression conscience cannot tame
Surrounds her gorgeousness and has one aim:
To subjugate her femininity!
Her sweetness is the treasure it would claim.
It threatens underparts incessantly.
Yes, in reality, this cannot be.
She’s as attractive as a hog’s behind.
If blind folks smell what you and I can see,
They will concur – and truth is what they’ll find.
No manhood in the whole wide world is rising.
(But should this stop a gal from fantasizing?)
–Tom Riley
More Joy of the Gospel
Miss: listen closely! I shall tell you true
How Francis has delineated sin.
You venture into evil, you begin
To violate what’s right, when you renew
Your apprehensions to the point where you
Close yourself off. Deceived by right-wing spin,
You sin by letting fear unjustly win.
Unworthy thoughts corrupt you through and through.
It’s better to embrace the Francis way.
The immigrant is actually your brother.
Don’t turn away from him in vile dismay!
Don’t hurl offense at Jesus and his mother!
It’s time to cease this nativist display.
Stop squirming! Open up, bitch, to the other!
—Tom Riley
Honoree
He sodomized a little girl — but, hey,
Roman Polanski still deserves our praise!
Authorities speak truly when they say
He sodomized a little girl — but, hey,
What does it really matter anyway?
Hollywood was a wild place in those days.
He sodomized a little girl — but, hey,
Roman Polanski still deserves our praise!
—Tom Riley
The Allied Cause
The victory of Merkel, it is clear,
Means victory for Good Pope Francis too.
They both agree that German girls must do
What refugees demand — must cease to fear
Intrusion from outsiders who appear
Not to know words like nein. Hey, get a clue,
You bitches! Deutschland now is made anew!
Be sure that your acceptance is sincere!
State and church are as one: you must put out.
Don’t be the slave of obsolete convention!
When a guest wants to screw your ass, don’t pout
Or frown: misgivings hardly merit mention.
Habib might be offended by your shout.
Be grateful that he’s granting you attention!
—Tom Riley