Flammeus Gladius

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Tag: Rebel Flag

General Vacuity

General Vacuity

Riding the wave of bogus righteousness,
General Seidule displays his stuff:
Subservience to every stinking mess
Of ideology. Simplistic? Tough!
Of simplemindedness there’s not enough
According to the standards now embraced.
Spare him the other side and all that guff.
Some facts he loves – but others won’t be faced.
For Southern battle flags he has no taste—
And monuments he will not tolerate.
Let all those whom we honored be debased!
Adore the sick! Calumniate the great!
Hold hands with pansies! Piss upon brave men!
Seidule will not feel so gutless then.

–Tom Riley

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Heroes of the Flagosphere

Heroes of the Flagosphere

 

Oh, let us march against the rebel banner!
We can defeat a foe, already beaten,
in a completely unheroic manner.
Oh, let us march against the rebel banner!
For pointless causes I have set my scanner.
Dry Kool-Aid even I have gladly eaten.
Oh, let us march against the rebel banner!
We can defeat a foe already beaten.

 

 

–Tom Riley