Completely Reparated

Completely Reparated

Does Kamala owe
Slaveholder reparations? No
Longer: we rule such claims supremely silly.
She paid all debts by sucking Willie’s willy.

–Tom Riley

 

Supplanted Saurians

Supplanted Saurians

 

The mammalian world

needs to listen to reptilian

cries for reparations.

 

–Tom Riley

 

List Lust

List Lust

 

Received your list of BLM requests,
Chanelle — and read it closely as I could.
I’m living in an upscale neighborhood.
Plus, I’m as white as, say, Cate Blanchett’s breasts.
When men insist, I fail submission tests.
I never can quite kowtow as I should.
My ears become like hard, unyielding wood.
The no I utter just once never rests.
Girls are another matter, I concede.
My urge to please the girls is hyperactive.
I can be made to follow where they lead.
I don’t reflect. At best, my mind’s refractive.
Oh, resubmit your bossy list, I plead,
From a black girl who’s actually attractive!

 

—Tom Riley

 

(BLM official Chanelle Helm publishes list of demands for white people.)