Big Excitement on the Way

Big Excitement on the Way

Is the Capitol riot a bore?
Cheney’s daughter, that hideous whore,
Wants us all to attend
To this crap without end.
It’s a show I intend to ignore.

–Tom Riley

Cheneygasmic!

Cheneygasmic!

Unlike Kamala, Liz sucks no cock.
Up her ass she feels no phallic shock.
Is there joy on her face?
She’s betraying the base!
This alone makes her shudder: “Let’s rock!”

–Tom Riley

Back on Course

Back on Course

 

“Once we get rid of Trump, we proceed
In the old way – but at greater speed.
All dissent body-slammed,
Constitution be damned!”
Said the RINO contingent: “Agreed!”

 

–Tom Riley

Return to Normal

Return to Normal

 

Back to GOP standard, alas!
Officeholders pretend they’re high class,
Dignified through and through—
Although that’s hard to do
With a Democrat prick up your ass.

 

–Tom Riley

NRR

NRR

 

At the National RINO Review,
We are told to ignore every clue
That the vote was a fraud.
I am not overawed.
I have long had contempt for that crew.

 

–Tom Riley

No Hell below Us

No Hell below Us

 

The LDS don’t really have a Hell—
Though Brigham Young once made a manly joke
About orisons working as a spell
To damn his enemies. He merely spoke
In Gentile terms, appealing to the folk
Who wondered how the Mormon Prophet prayed.
He wrapped his ego in a vengeful cloak
And hoped his foes would thus be made afraid.
The Mormon afterlife, though, doesn’t trade
In pain. It’s full of promise, doesn’t show
The face of rage if you don’t make the grade—
As most do not. There are exceptions, though,
And being one has been Mitt Romney’s mission.
Hurry your faggot ass, Son of Perdition!

 

–Tom Riley

 

Georgia Turns Blue

Georgia Turns Blue

 

RINOs backed China Joe and his whore
After Trump seemed to say: This is war!
Chumps would not get excited—
And the Left was delighted.
They got right to work stealing some more.

 

–Tom Riley

 

Good Old Rebel

A Good Old Rebel

 

We are told to unite behind Joe.
Such subservience didn’t come slow
In the unmanly hell
Where the RINO types dwell.
I will not act in unison, though.

 

–Tom Riley

 

Defection Direction

Defection Direction

 

Stephen Schmidt has turned Democrat? Well,
He was trending that way, we could tell,
Since he lied for McCain.
The news causes no pain.
We Republicans think that it’s swell.

 

–Tom Riley

 

Tiresome 21

The Tiresome 21

 

Do 21 Republicans hate Trump?
Carl Bernstein seems to think that I should care.
For others’ view I ain’t that kind of chump.
Do 21 Republicans hate Trump
Because he won’t French-kiss progressive rump
The way they do? A trivial affair!
Do 21 Republicans hate Trump?
Carl Bernstein seems to think that I should care.

 

–Tom Riley