Reflections on the January 6 Commission

Reflections on the January 6 Commission

Peons, please keep in mind: your homes, your stores,
Your main streets are not sacred. Not at all.
Media propagandists, pundits, whores
May, at the slightest provocation, call
Down chaos on your heads. What might befall
Will be no worry then. Lose everything
In Podunk! Congresscreeps will still stand tall—
And how their fresh ambitions will take wing!
Trespass upon the Congress, though, and bring
Your infantile concerns toward where they dwell–
Your rulers, prouder far than any king–
And they will damn your peasant butts to hell.
Their slaves will shoot you down, though you’re unarmed.
Those fucking Congresscunts must not be harmed.

–Tom Riley

Rich White Commie Bitch Cheers Briefly

Rich White Commie Bitch Cheers Briefly

 

They will give away my stuff, it’s true.
Who will celebrate cheerfully? You.
Seeing me dispossessed,
You will cheer with the rest.
But they’ll give away your stuff, bitch, too.

 

–Tom Riley

 

(One of Jimmy Mattis’s peaceful protesters smashes a window.)

Vital Democrat Voting Bloc

Vital Democrat Voting Bloc

Biden’s handlers at last have decided
That he must decry riots. Two-sided
Are his comments, however.
Withhold judgment? Hey, never!
By the rioters he’d be derided.

–Tom Riley

(Biden tells rioting Democrats to cool it for now, even though all cops are still guilty.)

No Fear

No Fear

 
Dreading chaos? Hey, why not just try it?
The world shifts, and you cannot defy it.
Ah, foundations are falling—
And destruction is calling.
You’ll have fun if you go to the riot.

 
–Tom Riley

Lots of Kneeling to Come

Lots of Kneeling to Come

 

Guardsmen swiftly descend to their knees.
Mobs of looters don’t have to say please.
What a glorious day!
This is progress, I say.
And who’s smiling? The Commie Chinese.

 

–Tom Riley

 

Beautiful Losers

Beautiful Losers

 

 

Trump wins – and there are riots in the streets.
Oh, why can’t leftists be more tolerant
Of pussy patter and insulting tweets?
Trump wins – and there are riots in the streets
From those faced with improbable defeats.
Accept the outcome? Hey, no way! They can’t!
Trump wins – and there are riots in the streets.
Oh, why can’t leftists be more tolerant?

 

 

–Tom Riley