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Tag: Russian interference hoax

Winner of the Dance-Off

Winner of the Dance-Off

Zelensky dances charmingly in heels—
And thus must be victorious at last.
Behind his nation’s many shady deals,
Zelensky dances charmingly in heels
And to our deep state perverts he appeals.
Putin, who’s bald, is thoroughly outclassed.
Zelensky dances charmingly in heels—
And thus must be victorious at last.

–Tom Riley

Signs of Weakness

Signs of Weakness

“Why did Vlad the Invader not go
Forth invading when Trump – who we know
Was his puppet – was there
In the White House?” Don’t care—
Just as long as you’re not blaming Joe!

–Tom Riley

Against Interference

Against Interference

 

“Don’t let Russia again interfere!”
Says Rick Wilson. “Oh, hold freedom dear!
Mr. Putin is shit!
We can only permit
Chicom agents like me and George here!”

 

–Tom Riley

Judge Sullivan

Judge Sullivan

 

Clinton judge wants to get Clinton foe
Really bad – and continues the show
That was almost shut down.
Is he tyrant or clown?
Neither role is a role he’ll forgo.

 

–Tom Riley

 

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Meltdown

Meltdown

 
Vicious leftists all wanted Flynn bad.
Now that he’s off the hook, are they mad!
Thus, they curse AG Barr.
Close – but no damn cigar,
All you cunts. It’s so funny, it’s sad.

 
–Tom Riley

 

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Reelection Night

Reelection Night

 

Mueller turned out to be an idiot,

Stuttering and forgetful and absurd.

All the fools who to this sad fool deferred?

He demonstrated they were full of shit.

Upon the wall the prophecy is writ,

But Democrats can’t seem to read a word.

It is as if events had not occurred.

They will not alter course one little bit.

Russia and race and reparations, guys:

That’s the campaign these lunatics will run.

So let’s enjoy the shrillness of their cries,

Their rhetoric, so easily undone,

The way they clown and claim they’re being wise:

On Reelection Night, we’ll have great fun.

 

–Tom Riley

St. Robert of Swampland

St. Robert of Swampland

 

Robert Mueller’s a saint!  He’s still cool!

Don’t you dare say that he proved a fool!

He was sober and grave—

And his relics we’ll save:

Rags we’ve soaked in his puddles of drool.

 

–Tom Riley

Chief Qualification

Chief Qualification

 

Swampsters opted for Mueller.  But why?

Stated reasons were all one big lie:

He was pretty much dead.

What a great figurehead!

His senility made him the guy.

 

–Tom Riley

Likisource

Likisource

 

Now we know:

Mueller was leaking in more

ways than one.

 

–Tom Riley

Why He Won’t Be Charged

Why He Won’t Be Charged

 

Revised answers he blithely invented?

Tortured lapses that left discontented

Both his allies and foes?

We can’t blame him for those.

It is clear the poor loser’s demented.

 

–Tom Riley