Ecumenical Outreach
Ecumenical Outreach
Satanists are the best: so says Mark Shea.
They’re far more Christian than the Christians are.
So, when they poison kids, it’s A-okay.
Satanists have the coolest things to say.
Atheists may come close — but no cigar.
Satanists are the best. So says Mark Shea,
Apologist — a guy who knows his way
around a Christmas tale complete with star.
So, when they poison kids, it’s A-okay.
After all, they embrace the trans and gay–
and never claim the culture’s gone too far.
Satanists are the best! So says Mark Shea.
What charity they easily display!
Their sacrificial daggers leave no scar.
So, when they poison kids, it’s A-okay.
Abortion is a sacrament. Hurray!
With Catholic saints these guys are on a par.
Satanists are the best! So says Mark Shea.
So, when they poison kids, it’s A-okay.
–Tom Riley
(One of Mark Shea’s Normals poisoned kids in school cafeteria.)