Flammeus Gladius

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Tag: Scott Eric Alt

Barriles Vacios

Barriles Vacios

 
Neither Shea nor his acolyte Alt
Has convictions. Please grasp this gestalt!
Once you do, things make sense.
In their view of events,
Emptiness isn’t even a fault.

 
–Tom Riley

Stop the Spread!

Stop the Spread!

 
Mr. Alt wears a mask, you dumb hick.
Self and others stay thereby not sick.
In Alt’s mask there’s a hole?
Hey, don’t fret, bless your soul!
It’s a small hole – for Mr. Shea’s dick.

 
–Tom Riley

 
(Note: I am not here claiming any knowledge of the sexual habits of Scott Eric Alt and his daddy Mark Shea. Not in the least. And I couldn’t care less about this nauseating subject. I am alleging only psychological psodomy and philosophical phellatio. These two provide evidence for this allegation on a daily basis. T.R.)

Wear a Mask

Wear a Mask

 
Hey, wear a mask: it shows you truly care!
This is the shit Scott Eric Alt is shitting
Nowadays. And in my view it is fitting
That leftist types in need of brain repair
Should find a means to signal virtue there.
By hiding out, by being wimps, by quitting,
By whacking off at home or simply knitting,
They’re heroes saving maidens bright and fair.
Reality says otherwise, however.
Their slack, uncritical obedience
Renders them neither brave nor strong nor clever
In the face of imperious events.
When will they overflow with virtue? Never!
They cannot even claim mere common sense.

 
–Tom Riley

 

Acolyte

The Acolyte

 
Incredibly, Shea has his acolytes.
Amongst these is the twerp Scott Eric Alt.
With all his soul, he labors to exalt
Obese Mark Shea to superhuman heights.
This altitude, according to Alt’s lights,
Is right and proper. Shea is free from fault.
If you presume to question, Alt shouts: “Halt!
Moist dreams of Shea’s perfection fill my nights!”
With all his soul, I said – and that is true.
But Alt’s applying all his strength as well.
Given Shea’s idol status, Alt can do
No less: he’s under Shea’s Svengali spell.
To budge Shea’s weight, though, Alt would need a crew
Of heroes – so his master sinks to Hell.

 
–Tom Riley

Heroic Figures

Heroic Figures

 

Shea’s heroic, they say, to a fault.

He embraces the hero gestalt.

He is Superman squared:

Super-fat, super-haired.

And his sidekick is Scott Eric Alt.

 

–Tom Riley

Puppy Love

Puppy Love

 

Has Shea learned to love dogs?  Not quite yet.

He still wants them destroyed.  No regret.

You like dogs.  Shea does not.

His tastes differ – a lot.

He keeps Scott Eric Alt as his pet.

 

–Tom Riley

 

 

Junior Partner

Junior Partner

 

Praising Shea:  Mr. Alt just won’t stop.

He’s a don’t-diss-Mark-Shea comment cop!

Such deep friendship is rare.

Oh, yes:  they’re quite a pair!

But remember:  Shea’s always on top.

 

–Tom Riley

Critical Condemnation

Critical Condemnation

My satire is a dire and dreadful sin.
Scott Eric Alt has made his final ruling.
When he expresses views, he’s never fooling.
His earnest frown has no time for my grin.
The door is shut. My sneer cannot get in.
His righteous wrath is continents from cooling.
He means indeed to give me quite a schooling.
Oh, yes: this is a war he means to win!
And, if I think that he’s a pansified
And gutless punk, a bonehead and a fraud,
His anger nonetheless won’t be denied.
He’s certain that he has the help of Gawd.
If he delivers limping prose, I’m fried.
How is it that I’m not yet overawed?

–Tom Riley

Smell a Rat

Smell a Rat

“Thou shalt not say mean things about Mark Shea!”
Patheos girls can all agree on that.
Though some are lean in fact, their heads are fat.
Though some are straight in fact, their guts are gay.
The sissy qualities that they display
Would scandalize RuPaul. Who smells a rat?
You’ll note the scent is much like Democrat
And makes the heart recoil in sheer dismay.
That’s what I smell when all those bloggers link
Soft arms and bellow kumbaya for Mark.
Their scam requires not one of them to think
A single thought or know a neural spark.
They fake it all by slinging online ink.
They need to keep their failings in the dark.

–Tom Riley

Cleanup Crew

Cleanup Crew

Shea is bad: an absurd, bulbous twit
Who pretends to be wise and a wit.
What a hopeless gestalt!
Worse is Scott Eric Alt—
Who, as follower, feasts on Shea’s shit.

–Tom Riley