Pope needs unthinking fools to kiss his ass—
And Shea is eminently qualified.
It helps a lot that Shea lacks sense and class:
That means that no request will be denied!
Even in utter silence, this pope lied—
A trick that Shea is certain to admire.
In artless verbiage the slave will hide
The master’s filthy crimes. He’ll never tire!
Whatever high-placed pederasts require,
Submissive Shea is happy to supply.
“After all, who implanted this desire
If not the Lord?” Shea’s quick to say, “Aye, aye!”
And, if you find such eagerness obscene,
You’re a cog in the right-wing noise machine.
(PP ally and notorious glutton Mark Shea defends papal malfeasance.)