Official Republican Response

Official Republican Response

No, we don’t want to date you, you dumb cunt.

If we did, we would ask your price up front.

–Tom Riley

(AOC thinks Republicans want to date her.)

Une Fellation Franҫaise

Une Fellation Franҫaise

Bitch’s French accent sucks. This we know.
She makes up for her clownishness, though.
She might do it for you.
Accent sucks. She does, too.
She gives marvelous French down below.

–Tom Riley

Degradation to Come

Degradation to Come

When we’re ruled by a five-dollar whore,
We will then be corrupt to the core—
But we won’t be done yet.
Not at all. You can bet
That the Left will be begging for more.

–Tom Riley

Done

Done

 

Well, it’s done. Deep state back in control.
Biden long ago sold his sick soul—
And his vice queen is worse.
Still, they face their own curse:
They’ll be fucking things up – on the whole.

 

–Tom Riley

Real Republican Work

Real Republican Work

 

What is this nonsense AOC is spouting?
Behind the bar, she used to suck and twerk—
That’s all. It is a truth that merits shouting.
What is this nonsense AOC is spouting?
The rules of evidence she’s crudely flouting.
Tim Stoll defines the essence of real work!
What is this nonsense AOC is spouting?
Behind the bar, she used to suck and twerk.

 

–Tom Riley

 

 

(Congresscunt AOC tries to steal #RealWork hashtag from Timothy Stoll.)

Go with the Professional

Go with the Professional

 

Mr. Christie is just fine with Joe.
Yea, he offers that worthy a blow
In the John McCain way.
Creepy Joe answers: “Nay!
I’ve got Kamala working below!”

 

–Tom Riley

 

Malicious and Meretricious

Malicious and Meretricious

 

Biden’s stolen reign I do not dread.
Little malice is left in his head,
The unfortunate mutt.
But that Kamala slut
Will be ruling real soon in his stead.

 

–Tom Riley

 

 

 

Where’s Kamala Now?

Where’s Kamala Now?

 

It’s simple common sense, not sexist malice,
To say she’s getting lipstick on a phallus.

 

–Tom Riley

 

Completely Reparated

Completely Reparated

Does Kamala owe
Slaveholder reparations? No
Longer: we rule such claims supremely silly.
She paid all debts by sucking Willie’s willy.

–Tom Riley

 

Two Conventions

The Two Conventions

 

(for Kathleen Riley, Ph.D.)

 

“Patriotism versus Propaganda”:

That’s how Jon Meacham sees the two conventions.

Ho, hum.  A drunk, concussed, sub-normal panda

Could speak more truth with more serene intentions.

“Patriot” Joe is owned by Chairman Xi—

Which guarantees a future Communistic

If Democrats should triumph finally.

The ghost of JFK will go ballistic!

Luckily, Joe and Kamala can win

Only through universal mail-in cheating.

Let such enabling therefore not begin—

Despite Pelosi’s shrill, relentless bleating!

I view the contrast through a different prism.

That is:  Dementia versus Dynamism.

 

 

–Tom Riley