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Tag: #SnifferJoe

What Our Current Proxy War Is Really All About

What Our Current Proxy War Is Really All About

Because Joe wants to sniff the little boys
As well as little girls, we push gay shit
Around the world. The Biden-relished joys
Of LGBTQ must be a hit
Not only here but everywhere we sit
Our great big national (and global) ass
Down, even if it doesn’t seem to fit.
We won’t give any other land a pass.
But Russia isn’t playing nice. Alas,
It’s outlawed tranny truth and flipped the bird
At every lad who longs to be a lass!
That stance is so right-wing that it’s absurd!
Mark Milley and his pals are furious.
They opt for conflict – representing us.

–Tom Riley

Tale of a Chubby Cheerleader

Tale of a Chubby Cheerleader

Mark Shea the Bogus Catholic’s A-okay
With cheering on abortion as a right.
His loyalty he’s happy to display.
At last, he’s seen the baby-killing light—
And with those who have not he’ll gladly fight
Online, though fisticuffs are not his deal.
The great big picture now he keeps in sight.
If you object, he snorts and says: “Get real!”
Before Joe Biden he is proud to kneel—
Though maybe Brainless Joe won’t stoop so low
As to sniff such a head or cop a feel
Of flabby pansy flesh presented so.
Nevertheless, Shea offers firm support
For the right, now held sacred, to abort.

–Tom Riley

Archie Bunker’s Son-in-Law Explains It All to You

Archie Bunker’s Son-in-Law Explains It All to You

Because of all those great accomplishments,
The Meathead thinks that Biden’s quite a guy.
The self-deception here is, well, immense.
Because of all those great accomplishments,
Critiquing Joe makes very little sense—
According now to jerks who must be high.
Because of all those great accomplishments,
The Meathead thinks that Biden’s quite a guy.

–Tom Riley

Ain’t No Cure

Ain’t No Cure

For a headache like Biden, there ain’t
Medication. I make my complaint—
But there’s little to do
In response. I pursue
Stoic virtue. My hope, though, is faint.

–Tom Riley

Makes It All Worthwhile

Makes It All Worthwhile

Of most stuff you are not an afforder.
Twenty dollars is now worth a quarter.
Soon you’ll have to eat shit.
But don’t worry one bit:
You will still have the liberal world order!

–Tom Riley

Satisfied Customers

Satisfied Customers

Let’s face it: Creepy Joe was always dumb—
And shifty, telling lies so ill-conceived
That no one ever actually believed.
His self-promotion, always wearisome,
Was sculpted out of shit and bubblegum.
For truths he put to death he never grieved.
His bank account was all that he achieved.
Still, hidden party bosses loved the bum.
His current obvious demented state
Is therefore not a problem with the crew
Who led him to his presidential fate.
The stupider he gets, the more they view
The prick with satisfaction deep and great.
They’re thrilled with all the crap he tends to spew.

–Tom Riley

Joe Did What?

Joe Did What?

I say that Joe did this and Joe did that,
But Joe, of course, is not the one who acted:
He’s too much the demented Democrat,
I say. That Joe did this, and Joe did that,
Is shorthand. A whole group of leftists sat
In council, though the details are redacted.
I say that Joe did this, and Joe did that—
But Joe, of course, is not the one who acted.

–Tom Riley

Payment Forever Due

Payment Forever Due

Joe sanctioned Russia, folks – but you’re the ones
Who’ve paid, are paying, and will always pay.
Don’t worry, though. At least he’s seizing guns!
Joe sanctioned Russia, folks. But you’re the ones
He really means to punish. May your sons
Be trannies soon! It’s all in Biden’s day.
Joe sanctioned Russia, folks, but you’re the ones
Who’ve paid, are paying, and will always pay.

–Tom Riley

On the Most Current Current Thing We Can Currently Conceive

On the Most Current Current Thing We Can Currently Conceive

Is monkeypox now on the scene?
Let’s blame those sly Chinese!
Our Pharma-Lords will now convene
To drive us to our knees
With lockdowns, masks, a new vaccine.
Most every cunt agrees
That we must serve the firm machine
In such emergencies.

When pricks like Biden tell us straight
In sentences profound
That further slavery is our fate,
Let gratitude abound!
Don’t let suspicion, doubt or hate
In any heart be found.
Our leaders aren’t just wise: they’re great!
Stop monkeying around!

–Tom Riley

Why Wait for Late Night?

Why Wait for Late Night?

Who says Putin must go? Now it’s Joe.
With such zingers he often lets go.
Critics may call them gaffes—
But Joe plays them for laughs.
It’s top-rated, his comedy show.

–Tom Riley