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Sadness of Stephen

The Sadness of Stephen

Kid acquitted – and Colbert is sad.
Self-defense is of course really bad
When the creeps of the Left,
Of all conscience bereft,
Spot a youngster and go murder mad.

–Tom Riley

Kyle Rittenhouse and Stephen Colbert

Draw the Line

Draw the Line

 

Who is queer for Obama? Colbert.
He would lovingly comb pubic hair
In Barack’s exposed crotch
While Michelle stooped to watch.
Hey, Barack: hope you don’t go quite there.

 

–Tom Riley

 

Stephen Colbert's Gushing Interview With Obama Makes ...

One Who Kneels

One Who Kneels

 

It’s of course no surprise that Colbert
Kneels to worship Obama. I’ll spare
No more thought on that mess
Is he on his knees? Yes.
Plus, Barack thinks he ought to be there.

 

–Tom Riley

Heavy Drinker

Heavy Drinker

 

Colbert just wants to drink Obama in.
Does Jimmy Mattis long to do the same?
To that crew, oral sex is not a sin.
Colbert just wants to drink Obama in.
Who will watch as festivities begin?
Who will enjoy this sad, submissive game?
Colbert just wants to drink Obama in.
Does Jimmy Mattis long to do the same?

 

–Tom Riley

 

Barack Obama: ‘Had we just taken those steps, there is no doubt that we would’ve saved some lives and ironically, the economy would be better.’

Funny Man

Funny Man

Colbert’s funny – or so it appears.
Some fans laugh so damn hard they shed tears.
Must the show go on? Let it.
I myself just don’t get it—
Though I will say he has funny ears.

–Tom Riley

Ears

Ears

Should I tear off the ears of Colbert?
They look easy to seize, and repair
Would be, oh, such a bitch!
Yes, I’m feeling the itch—
But it’s really his heart I should tear.

–Tom Riley

A Way Out

A Way Out

Social justice rep needs quick repair?
Independent thought thick like bad air
All around your poor head?
Don’t despair! Act instead!
Simply watch and agree with Colbert!

–Tom Riley

Failed Threesome

Failed Threesome

 

Comey’s getting it on with Colbert
Right in public! It just isn’t fair
That this rich celebration
Lacks its first inspiration—
That the pansy Barack can’t be there.

 

–Tom Riley

 

(Comey and Colbert enjoy love fest.)

Another Flavor of Lewinsky

Another Flavor of Lewinsky

 

Larry Sinclair? He gave Obama head.
Anderson Cooper may have done so, too.
Stephen Colbert lay dreamily in bed.
Larry Sinclair? He gave Obama head.
Many a personality has fed
At just that site. Can’t total up the crew.
Larry Sinclair? He gave Obama head.
Anderson Cooper may have done so, too.

 

—Tom Riley

Give ’Em What They Want

Give ’Em What They Want

 

Once again, Trump’s condemned by Colbert.
Trump said “shithole” — and that isn’t fair.
Colbert can’t remain calm.
He knows Haiti’s the bomb.
(Let’s deliver his pansy ass there!)

 

—Tom Riley