Susan Takes a Leak

Susan Takes a Leak

 

 

Who’s the leaker in chief? Susan Rice—
Bullshit artist, Benghazi-wise. Nice!
Break the law, tell a lie,
Be bold, sassy, and sly:
She’s served Democrat principles twice.

 

 

–Tom Riley

 

 

(Susan Rice revealed as figure behind Trump surveillance.)

Honor and Distinction

Honor and Distinction

 

 

“With distinction and honor did Bowe
serve his country,” Frau Rice let us know.
Oh, believe me: I heard her.
Now we’ve got a deserter.
Where the hell did her fine soldier go?

 

 

–Tom Riley

Reassuring

Reassuring

 

 

“Hey, you have my word!” says Susan Rice.
“We’ll ensure that Iran remains nice
and does not obtain nukes.
Those who doubt us are kooks.
Their obsession with truth is a vice….”

 

 

–Tom Riley