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Christmas Carnage

Christmas Carnage

 

 

Must we let in the terrorists when
They profess they are refugees? Then
Christmas carnage is sure.
As we smile and endure,
Let us thank wise Pope Francis again!

 

 

–Tom Riley

More Joy of the Gospel

More Joy of the Gospel

 

Miss: listen closely! I shall tell you true
How Francis has delineated sin.
You venture into evil, you begin
To violate what’s right, when you renew
Your apprehensions to the point where you
Close yourself off. Deceived by right-wing spin,
You sin by letting fear unjustly win.
Unworthy thoughts corrupt you through and through.
It’s better to embrace the Francis way.
The immigrant is actually your brother.
Don’t turn away from him in vile dismay!
Don’t hurl offense at Jesus and his mother!
It’s time to cease this nativist display.
Stop squirming! Open up, bitch, to the other!

 

—Tom Riley

 

(Pope Francis delineates sin in response to migrants.)

Big Papal Picture

Big Papal Picture

 

 

Will the Crescent soon trample the Cross
All through Europe? Will imams soon boss
All the priests who remain?
In Pope Francis’s brain,
That defeat won’t be any great loss.

 

 

–Tom Riley

Clinton Anti-Terrorist Initiative

The Clinton Anti-Terrorist Initiative

 

 

“What we need is yet more refugees
from such crazy-assed countries as these!
What Barack bravely started,
I’ll continue, warm-hearted!
Elect me for my clever plan! Please?”

 

 

–Tom Riley

Naughty Negativists

Naughty Negativists

 

 

If you dare think that Muslim refugees
pose any danger, punk, to you and yours;
if in resettling them you’re hard to please;
if you restrain your toleration scores
when they treat all your womenfolk as whores;
if in sharia law you find no thrill;
if you aren’t happy with their holy wars–
tough luck: Obama will import them still!
Your shrill objections make Obama ill.
Islam, you must acknowledge now, means “peace.”
Hey, this is history: blood’s bound to spill!
It’s time, though, for your attitude to cease.
Produce at last a swift and sure amen!
If you don’t, he will scold you once again.

 

 

–Tom Riley

Leaders

Leaders

 

 

The leaders of the West again speak out.
They grant the reassurance that we need.
They’re on the job — and we should cease to doubt
their wisdom. They know just how to proceed.
Our prejudices we should never feed
with hurtful phrases like “Islamic terror.”
Though trucks go wild and lots of Frenchmen bleed,
that sort of thinking always ends in error.
Resolve, potential victims, to be fairer!
Your leaders are importing refugees.
Let each home greet a not-so-secret sharer!
Let down your barriers and aim to please!
Then, when the jihad jockeys fail to quit,
don’t you start bitching: just get used to it!

 

 

–Tom Riley

Country of the Franks

The Country of the Franks

 

 

Lovely Europe, quaint Europe, goodbye!
You’ll be gone pretty soon, like a sigh
that fades fast on the air.
Simple: you won’t be there.
To Furanjistan I won’t say hi.

 

 

–Tom Riley

Matchmaker, Matchmaker

Matchmaker, Matchmaker

 

 

“Hey, ladies: breed with all these foreign males
that we’re importing!” cries the Heir of Peter.
“They may smell worse than beached and rotting whales,
but, once you breed with them, they’ll seem much sweeter.
My plans are neat. Oh, nothing could be neater!
Europe’s fecundity will be renewed!
These guys deliver semen by the liter!
Hey, ladies: have the proper attitude!
Ishmael is back and wants to see you nude.
(You sluts already show a lot of skin.)
With him you shouldn’t fight a pointless feud.
Give it up, bitch! When he knocks, let him in!
Your duty here can never be escaped.
If you decline this offer, you’ll be raped.”

 

 

–Tom Riley

 

 

(Pope urges Europeans to breed with refugees.)

Embrace of Pope Francis

The Embrace of Pope Francis

 

 

“Refugees you must welcome!” he said.
“Set aside fear! Embrace hope instead!
Facts are not for the facing.
You must keep on embracing
until all Europeans are dead!”

 

 

–Tom Riley

Call for Refugees

Call for Refugees

 

 

More explosions. More infidels dead.
Let the typical headlines be read!
Is the danger acute?
Ha! The pope’s resolute.
With importing more foes, move ahead!

 

 

–Tom Riley