I say that Joe did this and Joe did that, But Joe, of course, is not the one who acted: He’s too much the demented Democrat, I say. That Joe did this, and Joe did that, Is shorthand. A whole group of leftists sat In council, though the details are redacted. I say that Joe did this, and Joe did that— But Joe, of course, is not the one who acted.
If only Vlad could be eliminated, Why, Russians could be just like Lindsey Graham And Bonehead Joe! Our values must be stated: If only Vlad could be eliminated— By which we mean, of course, assassinated— McDonald’s could return to them. Hot damn! If only Vlad could be eliminated, Why, Russians could be just like Lindsey Graham!
Whom shall I sanction (Biden asks) today? I’ll sanction every state that disagrees. I’ll sanction every guy that isn’t gay. I’ll sanction every punk not on his knees To me and all my buddies. Hard to please, I’ll sanction those who dare stay uncommitted To all the lies I pitch as verities. I’ll sanction those who say they won’t be shitted. I’m tough as hell, though maybe insect-witted. I’ll sanction India and China too. Is it against the facts that I am pitted? I’ll sanction you and you and you and you! I’ve soiled my underpants, so why be nice? America, not I, will pay the price.
–Tom Riley
(Note on the text: Sniffer Joe has of course never been literate enough to use the accusative pronoun “whom” correctly, nor to distinguish between nominative and accusative in such phrases as “America, not I.” And now he’s deep in dementia. He can’t distinguish his fundament from an aperture in the earth. But there’s no percentage in representing Joe’s drooling voice too accurately. T.R.)
Putin has screwed the pooch, says Stephen King. Jerk failed to realize that Hero Joe Would make him pay the price for everything. Hey, Stevie’s confident – and he should know. Although this isn’t quite his horror show, He understands the genre thoroughly: He understands how things are bound to go With incarnations of monstrosity. Biden is sure to force Count Vlad to flee As once Count Dracula fled London Town— Or else, like Ben Mears, Biden’s sure to be Pounding a stake through Moscow’s macho clown. Before that happens, though – let this be said!— Joe’s brain must first be summoned from the dead.
Well, the press conference settled the question: Joe’s dementia is no mere suggestion; It is not a mere act. It’s observable fact! And it troubles the nation’s digestion.
The plan of Biden must be carried out— For otherwise we all are doomed to die. Although he never had a mind, don’t doubt The plan of Biden must be carried out. If you insist on freedom, you’re a lout. Hey, it’s our Prince of Justice you defy! The plan of Biden must be carried out— For otherwise we all are doomed to die.
Pronouncing “omicron” as “omnicron,” Joe shows how dumb he is – and, boy, he’s dumb! By now, of course, this COVID crap’s a con. Pronouncing “omicron” as “omnicron,” The leader of the masked world stumbles on A brand new detail. Were there others? Some. Pronouncing “omicron” as “omnicron,” Joe shows how dumb he is. And, boy, he’s dumb!
Of Sniffer Joe I strongly disapprove. Reader: if you’re a pollster, please take note. Joe, it is clear, is in the failure groove, However well his minions fake the vote. And no: I won’t repeat lies learned by rote To the effect that Joe won fair and square. Approaching emptiness by asymptote Has never been my game. Ain’t no there there. At Joe’s dementia there’s no need to stare. He splatters it like shit on restroom walls. When ordinary tasks advance to bare Their blunted teeth, his nervous system stalls. An intellect that’s worthy of respect Even his backers cannot now detect.
Biden read: “End of quote.” What a doof! Well, that wasn’t, we know, his first goof. But demented? No way. As we endlessly say (Though the proof’s there), we need further proof.