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Tag: The Ghost of Biden’s Brain

Savior of Democracy

Savior of Democracy

Our democracy threatened? Oh, no!
Who can save us from such a sad show?
Is there hope to discern?
In our peril, we turn
To the idiot dictator Joe!

–Tom Riley

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That’s the Plan, Man

That’s the Plan, Man

The plan of Biden must be carried out—
For otherwise we all are doomed to die.
Although he never had a mind, don’t doubt
The plan of Biden must be carried out.
If you insist on freedom, you’re a lout.
Hey, it’s our Prince of Justice you defy!
The plan of Biden must be carried out—
For otherwise we all are doomed to die.

–Tom Riley

Leader of the Masked World

Leader of the Masked World

Pronouncing “omicron” as “omnicron,”
Joe shows how dumb he is – and, boy, he’s dumb!
By now, of course, this COVID crap’s a con.
Pronouncing “omicron” as “omnicron,”
The leader of the masked world stumbles on
A brand new detail. Were there others? Some.
Pronouncing “omicron” as “omnicron,”
Joe shows how dumb he is. And, boy, he’s dumb!

–Tom Riley

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My Opinion Poll Participation

My Opinion Poll Participation

Of Sniffer Joe I strongly disapprove.
Reader: if you’re a pollster, please take note.
Joe, it is clear, is in the failure groove,
However well his minions fake the vote.
And no: I won’t repeat lies learned by rote
To the effect that Joe won fair and square.
Approaching emptiness by asymptote
Has never been my game. Ain’t no there there.
At Joe’s dementia there’s no need to stare.
He splatters it like shit on restroom walls.
When ordinary tasks advance to bare
Their blunted teeth, his nervous system stalls.
An intellect that’s worthy of respect
Even his backers cannot now detect.

–Tom Riley

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Unproven

Unproven

Biden read: “End of quote.” What a doof!
Well, that wasn’t, we know, his first goof.
But demented? No way.
As we endlessly say
(Though the proof’s there), we need further proof.

–Tom Riley

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Opting Out and In

Opting Out and In

Hell-bent Taliban? Joe didn’t opt
To resist when those thugs deftly hopped
All the fences erected:
Zeal was there undetected.
Pro-life Texas, though, has to be stopped!

–Tom Riley

Biden Triumphant

Biden Triumphant

Yes, Joe is going to beat this COVID thing—
The same way that he beat the Taliban
And Corn Pop. He’s already triumphing!
Yes, Joe is going to beat this COVID thing!
He must be hailed as anti-COVID king!
Victory laps will follow. Come on, man!
Yes, Joe is going to beat this COVID thing
The same way that he beat the Taliban!

–Tom Riley

U.S. President Joe Biden speaks about combatting the coronavirus pandemic in the State Dining Room of the White House on September 9, 2021 in Washington, DC. As the Delta variant continues to spread around the United States, Biden outlined his administration's six point plan, including a requirement that all federal workers be vaccinated against Covid-19. Biden is also instructing the Department of Labor to draft a rule mandating that all businesses with 100 or more employees require their workers to get vaccinated or face weekly testing.

He Meant to Do That

He Meant to Do That

Biden’s brain, so long doubted, works fine.
Yea, its signals enliven his spine
With intense energy!
Sometimes, true, we smell pee.
Joe’s self-wetting, though, comes by design.

–Tom Riley

Consigliere

Consigliere

How did Joe Biden handle things so well?
Counsel came from the smartest guy he knows
The crackhead Hunter. Oh, when Kabul fell,
How did Joe Biden handle things so well?
His whoring son let hidden wisdom swell
Within – then told dad how to deal with foes.
How did Joe Biden handle things so well?
Counsel came from the smartest guy he knows.

–Tom Riley

Hunter Biden pictures recovered from Hunter Biden's hard drive.

Bad Touch

Bad Touch

Bad Touch Biden, if conscious, is sad.
He screwed up once again, Hunter’s dad—
And this time the lame fuck
Cannot quite pass the buck.
The withdrawal he touched has gone bad.

–Tom Riley

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