Anti-Blaxxers

Anti-Blaxxers

Black men don’t want to get the damn vax—
For they know that lab losers hate blacks.
Punks are jealous. It’s so.
Guys like Fauci, you know,
Have inadequate nuts in their sacks.

–Tom Riley

A Big If

A Big If

If I just got the vax, I’d be secure
Against all forms of death now known to man
And woman. There’d be no pain to endure
If I just got the vax. I’d be secure.
I’d need no distant God to reassure
My overburdened soul. I’d have a plan
If I just got the vax. I’d be secure
Against all forms of death now known to man.

–Tom Riley

Duty Roster

Duty Roster

Our patriotic duties multiply—
Which means that China Joe is mouthing off.
Our leader can be one demanding guy:
Our patriotic duties multiply!
Forget the past! Believe the present lie!
We’ll all die if a kiddie gets a cough.
Our patriotic duties multiply—
Which means that China Joe is mouthing off.

–Tom Riley

Catholic Pal

Catholic Pal

 

 

Obama and his Catholic pal Mark Shea
invited lots of kids across the border.
What? Screen for measles on that joyful day?
To ask for such a thing was a disorder.
No, no!  Shea gave such attitudes no quarter.
It didn’t matter if there was disease.
As broad pro-lifery’s insistent warder,
he emphasized eternal verities.
Now we have measles back again. A sneeze
can spread the fearful fever far and wide.
Will Mark Shea say he’s sorry? He agrees
to no such thing. He’s on Obama’s side
again — and full of earnest fulminations.
It’s time to mandate measles vaccinations!

 

 

–Tom Riley