Flammeus Gladius

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Tag: Vladimir Putin

Zelensky’s Friendship

Zelensky’s Friendship

Hey, soldier! When you have your tranny shower,
Perhaps our ally, brave Volodymyr,
Will slip in close to you. You’ll feel his power
Radiate – but you’ll have no cause for fear.
Remember: you are fighting for the queer
Nowadays – and for gender liberation.
Those have become our highest values here
As it perdures, the noble Yankee nation.
Putin may make a macho demonstration
Of judo skill – but such is not your task.
You must accept our worldview’s penetration,
Be boosted frequently, and wear a mask.
This is the price you’ll pay – but, lad, it’s cheap:
Zelensky’s friendship won’t go very deep.

–Tom Riley

NATO Gambit

The NATO Gambit

Washington moves its European pawns.
Putin has castled, bringing rooks to bear.
Is there true safety on suburban lawns?
Washington moves its European pawns.
Zelensky frowns. Our class of pundits fawns.
To face reality we do not care.
Washington moves its European pawns.
Putin has castled, bringing rooks to bear.

–Tom Riley

Sick Perceptions

Sick Perceptions

Putin’s sick, Western experts all say.
Putin’s sick, and he’ll soon go away.
Putin’s sick. When he’s gone,
It’ll be a new dawn!
Putin’s sick – but Joe Biden’s okay.

–Tom Riley

St. Vlad

St. Vlad

You see clear halo there about his head.
Even foul enemies at New York Post
Acknowledge thoroughly, not just almost,
In him fierce sanctity that fills with dread
Vast demon horde. How many now have fled!
This is because behind him Holy Ghost
Is operating. NATO soon is toast.
Put silly Western lies at last to bed.
And every moment, fans, is icon now.
Saints suffer and are endlessly maligned.
Lacking in neurons, Biden has a cow
Since overcoming God is task assigned.
Vlad, targeted, still struggles on somehow.
So victory is finally defined.

–Tom Riley

Pitiful Putin

Pitiful Putin

Putin’s dying of some dread disease.
Which one? Don’t be impertinent, please!
The point is, things are bad
For the loser named Vlad!
(We produce these vague rumors with ease.)

–Tom Riley

Sanctioners Sanctioned

Sanctioners Sanctioned

We are causing that Putin guy pain

With our sanctions – all due to Ukraine.

              Is he tough?  Not at all.

              We are making him crawl!

Still, the ruble ascends.  It’s insane!

–Tom Riley

Sen. Graham Doubles Down

Sen. Graham Doubles Down

Lindsey’s sick of your Russian patoot,
Mr. Putin! Against you he’ll root!
Is he scared of you? Not!
But you need to be shot!
(What this means is, he thinks that you’re cute.)

–Tom Riley

Deep State Diplomacy

Deep State Diplomacy

Diabolical Putin must die!
So suggests Lindsey Graham with a cry
Of imperial zeal.
Putin’s shrugging. Big deal!
Sissy threats are a breeze to defy.

–Tom Riley

In Line

In Line

R. Emmett Tyrrell needs us all in line.
Conservatives must back the tranny leader
Of NATO pawn Ukraine. Guys, get a spine!
The queerer that a hero is, the sweeter
Supporting him will be. His dance in heels
Was anyhow a mere comedic matter.
As he comes up with more and smoother spiels,
He’ll win you over with his macho patter.
And, anyhow, a war – most any war—
Ought to give right-wing guys a huge erection.
What else are our armed forces even for?
In conflict only do we find perfection.
Not to assist this actor is a crime.
He is, at last, the Churchill of our time.

–Tom Riley

Olga

Olga

You had dynastic reasons to convert,
They tell us. You were cold and calculating,
They tell us. Gutlessly pontificating,
They tell us to be endlessly alert
To these your faults. I trust you are not hurt—
You who look down on those still vaguely waiting
For elevation when the elevating
Comes easily, whose hearts are near inert.
You chose your zeal – but then you burned with zeal.
Christ rose indeed – and proved victorious
In you and in your heirs. The bloodless deal
We make with sin in you was ended thus.
You were, though nowadays the pigs still squeal,
Quite as sincere as any one of us.

–Tom Riley

(St. Olga, Equal to the Apostles, pray for us, that the Lord may grant us strength!)