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Rules-Based Order Crowd

The Rules-Based Order Crowd

The rules-based order which these pricks defend
Is such a load of shit, the smell would choke
A goat. As they quite visibly descend
Into a state inspired by meth or coke
Or both, their solemn speeches are a joke—
And all their threats as vain as tranny tits.
Touting their wealth, they’ll soon learn they are broke.
Touting their strength, they’ll soon prove helpless shits.
Right now it’s evident they’ve lost their wits.
Their spokesmouth, who was formerly a fool,
Is now a senile fool. He snorts, and spits,
And then insists he’s competent and cool.
How can such hopeless boneheads cast a spell?
Believe them and they’ll drag you down as well.

–Tom Riley

Pro-Peace

Pro-Peace

Anti-Ukraine? No, that I’m not.
I’m anti-NATO-proxy-war.
(I have to hyphenate a lot.)
Anti-Ukraine? No! That I’m not!
That kind of hatred I ain’t got.
I’m full of kindness at my core.
Anti-Ukraine? No. That I’m not.
I’m anti-NATO-proxy-war.

–Tom Riley

Another Bush War

Another Bush War

Why today are Ukrainians dying
While our CIA heroes keep lying
And our real prospects sink?
George Bush thought he could think
A belief that was quite satisfying.

–Tom Riley

In Line

In Line

R. Emmett Tyrrell needs us all in line.
Conservatives must back the tranny leader
Of NATO pawn Ukraine. Guys, get a spine!
The queerer that a hero is, the sweeter
Supporting him will be. His dance in heels
Was anyhow a mere comedic matter.
As he comes up with more and smoother spiels,
He’ll win you over with his macho patter.
And, anyhow, a war – most any war—
Ought to give right-wing guys a huge erection.
What else are our armed forces even for?
In conflict only do we find perfection.
Not to assist this actor is a crime.
He is, at last, the Churchill of our time.

–Tom Riley

What a Man Who Dresses as a Woman Really Wants

What a Man Who Dresses as a Woman Really Wants

How obvious can fake news peddlers be?
When it’s required, atrocities are there!
Zelensky really wants that World War Three

That you and I regard suspiciously.
Destroy those evil Russians from the air!
How obvious can fake news peddlers be?

The Ghost of Kyiv, whom no one got to see,
Still haunts the West. Performing from his lair,
Zelensky really wants that World War Three!

Putin is Adolf Hitler, wickedly
Returning from the dead. It isn’t fair!

How obvious can fake news peddlers be?

Contemptuous of objectivity,
They hope that we will only glance, not stare.
Zelensky really wants that World War Three.

He savors every future casualty.
The Slavic realm of course has lives to spare.
How obvious can fake news peddlers be?
Zelensky really wants that World War Three.

–Tom Riley

Monday Morning Conservative Radio Let-Down

Monday Morning Conservative Radio Let-Down

The neo-cons line up predictably.
This is not even worthy of a yawn.
Look at a trouble spot and you will see
The neo-cons line up predictably
And preach unbreakable conformity.
Their every dumb conclusion is foregone.
The neo-cons line up predictably.
This is not ever worthy of a yawn.

–Tom Riley

Neo-Con Villanelle

Neo-Con Villanelle

Hey, look, folks: we’re projecting power,
Inspiring everywhere respect!
The foe advances by the hour.

We’ve worked so hard we need a shower.
Our plaudits then we’ll all collect.
Hey, look, folks! We’re projecting power

Through plans perfected in our tower.
Our every move was quite correct.
The foe advances by the hour.

Why do our petty critics glower?
They must have joined a loony sect.
Hey, look! Folks, we’re projecting power

Over the globe. Let freedom flower!
When was the last time that you checked?
The foe advances by the hour.

The wine of victory grows sour.
With common types we can’t connect.
Hey, look, folks: we’re projecting power.
The foe advances by the hour.

–Tom Riley

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General Jimmy Speaks Again

General Jimmy Speaks Again

 

General Jimmy Mattis wants to say
America should not be listed first.
General Jimmy hates the Trumpster’s way.
It makes him so damn mad that he could burst!
Of all known foreign policies, the worst
Is making this damn country number one.
Uphold such sovereignty and you’re accursed
In Jimmy’s Great Big Book of Warlike Fun!
Instead, let every mother send her son
(And daughter too, though Jimmy doesn’t care
For any female of the species, hon!)
To foreign lands for wounds beyond repair!
In argument on this point, Trump’s outclassed:
Jimmy’s long placed America dead last.

 

–Tom Riley

 

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Warmonger’s Revenge

Warmonger’s Revenge

 

Trump did not want to wage four world wars.
Bellowed John Bolton: “No one ignores
My insane urge to fight!
I’ll get even, all right!”
He got help from some media whores.

 

–Tom Riley

The Walrus Is John

The Walrus Is John

 
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.”

 

–The Beatles

 
Another book of shocking revelations—
This one from John, who always wanted war.
No longer are there any innovations
In Anti-Trump-Land. From the same old store
Of flat clichés, the latest has-been whore
Bodies forth stuff to feed the generator
Of media resistance. More and more,
We feel we’ve heard it and will hear it later.
Yes, every traitor whines that Trump’s a traitor,
And every bonehead shrieks that Trump’s a fool.
The crowd hates Trump – because, well, Trump’s a hater!
Decrying Trump is terminally cool.
With publication let us go ahead.
Goo goo g’joob. Paul wasn’t really dead.

 
–Tom Riley

 

 

(Note:  Like most people, I thought the Beatles sang “koo koo kachu.”  But the written lyrics say “goo goo g’joob,” so “goo goo g’joob” it is!)