Flammeus Gladius

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Tag: welfare cheats

Renewable Resource

Renewable Resource

 

COVID-19 is spreading everywhere,
But all Mark Shea can think about is money.
His big red face is overgrown with hair.
He thinks that he is scholarly and funny.
He thinks his every oral fart should earn
His weight in gold and gems and other treasure.
And that’s a lot of weight! The world must learn
To pay him for his arrogance past measure.
The really entertaining thing is this:
Some idiots are absolutely willing
To pucker up for such a costly kiss.
He makes a buck, though not his longed-for killing.
Few things are more incredible than that.
If only he could monetize his fat!

 

–Tom Riley

 

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Welfare Recipient

Welfare Recipient

Is Mark Shea sucking on the welfare tit?
Of course he is – and with unbounded pride.
Thus with the poor his blubber is allied.
Thus does he give vile Christianists a fit.
A parasite who thinks that he’s a wit,
He bodies forth self-righteous gab, and snide,
Against the fools who’ve questioned him, or tried.
Why should he get a job and all that shit?
It is an honor to support Mark Shea,
O you who think your dollars are your own,
O you who fail with true delight to pay
Your taxes! As apologist he’s known—
But sorry he will never be to say
You owe him. Get it? Modify your tone!

–Tom Riley