Hard of Hearing
Hard of Hearing
Some find all of this bullshit endearing—
But not I. No, to me it’s appearing
That it’s morons who care
For their time on the air
In what’s called a congressional hearing.
–Tom Riley
Hard of Hearing
Some find all of this bullshit endearing—
But not I. No, to me it’s appearing
That it’s morons who care
For their time on the air
In what’s called a congressional hearing.
–Tom Riley
Auntie Maxine and the Blue Wave
Maxine Waters? Abysmal IQ
Makes her urge other morons to do
What will not help their cause.
I respond with guffaws.
The wave brought about thus won’t be blue.
–Tom Riley
Naked Pictures
To see the Donald naked was the goal
Of Adam Schiff. Oh, what a hunk of man
The Donald was! The shifty one began
To be obsessed — and that state takes its toll
On puny body and on smutty soul.
As only congresscreatures truly can,
He adhered to a strange and twisted plan
And, for the parts he sought, gave up the whole.
Later, he said he knew the crazy news
Was just a prank. He said he knew? Yeah, right!
Losers make just such protests when they lose.
The evidence that pranksters brought to light
Definitively contradicts such views.
(The disappointment makes Schiff weep at night.)
—Tom Riley
Dutch Babies
Steve King just spat on someone else’s babies.
(The congressfellow, not the horror guy.)
He is a heretic. No room for maybes.
Mark Shea has ruled – which ought to satisfy
The skeptical. All borders are a lie.
The Netherlands and these United States
Must hear the alien’s Islamic cry
And let his babies in. Embrace your fates,
O Christian cultures! At increasing rates,
Those babies, bound to grow, must be admitted.
Your subjugation certainly awaits.
For burkas must your daughters now be fitted.
Mark Shea says: “Don’t you spit on babies, fools!”
But, if those babes look edible, he drools.
–Tom Riley
(Planned Parenthood ally Mark Shea decries “heresy….”)
On Their Asses
There they sit on their asses, demanding
that the vast state get busy expanding
its tyrannical power.
There they sit, hour by hour.
They are asses, though, even when standing.
–Tom Riley
Not a Word
Before Congress, he said not a word
against sales that had lately occurred:
baby livers and hearts–
and, of course, other parts.
Be assured that his silence was heard.
–Tom Riley
Avoidance
Pope pleads hard for the guys on death row.
Ever on with their lives let them go!
But the infant whose tomb
is his own mother’s womb?
That’s an impolite subject, you know.
–Tom Riley
(Pope opposes death penalty but not abortion in speech to Congress.)