So let me get this straight. The evil Rush
To some poor girl whose skull is full of mush,
Who squats delighted on the leftist bus –
And she is proud, with vast and vocal fuss,
To put those funds toward yet more baby-killing?
At Huffington, some lame-brained bag of pus
Gives this boneheaded broad heroic billing?
O pro-life babes, I know your skulls are filling
With schemes to bring about the opposite
Effect. Yes, to be waitresses you’re willing.
There’s just one element that doesn’t fit.