Big Tipper

by flammeusgladius

Big Tipper



So let me get this straight. The evil Rush

Gives two tips way beyond what’s generous

To some poor girl whose skull is full of mush,

Who squats delighted on the leftist bus –

And she is proud, with vast and vocal fuss,

To put those funds toward yet more baby-killing?

At Huffington, some lame-brained bag of pus

Gives this boneheaded broad heroic billing?

O pro-life babes, I know your skulls are filling

With schemes to bring about the opposite

Effect. Yes, to be waitresses you’re willing.

There’s just one element that doesn’t fit.

Hillary will have perfect legs and hips

Before a leftist ever gives such tips.



–Tom Riley