The Great Debate
When Sarah Palin and Bill Nye debate,
I will not be amongst the audience.
Palin, if she were in a silent state,
would be worth looking at — but pain immense
stems from her voice, which cannot help but grate.
Bill Nye inspires contempt in all events.
A fistfight I might watch, though it be crass.
It’s certain she would whip his scrawny ass.