Diet Soda
by flammeusgladius
Diet Soda
Lots of soda he guzzles, God knows–
but it’s all diet soda! That shows
he’s concerned and controlled.
May he therefore make bold
to inquire why his fat ass still grows?
–Tom Riley
Diet Soda
Lots of soda he guzzles, God knows–
but it’s all diet soda! That shows
he’s concerned and controlled.
May he therefore make bold
to inquire why his fat ass still grows?
–Tom Riley