Democrat Devolution

by flammeusgladius

Democrat Devolution

How Democratic standards have eroded!
JFK (murdered by the CIA)
Defines how in the day those voters voted.
He wasn’t perfect, but he wasn’t gay.
Was his first lady, Jacqueline, okay?
Hey, more than that: she had both looks and style.
“Yes, that’s my woman,” Jack was proud to say.
(Still, he screwed other beauties all the while.)
Though many Democrats are in denial,
Our current president sniffs toddler hair—
And the judicious vomit at his smile
Of stupid self-importance. True despair
Descends when we reflect that looks can kill
And turn our gaze on dried-up Dr. Jill.

–Tom Riley