Genius Plan of an Exalted Drag Queen

by flammeusgladius

Genius Plan of an Exalted Drag Queen

Zelensky has a genius plan for peace.
He’ll give an ultimatum. Yes, he will!
His pudgy self-importance will not cease
Just because Russia’s kicking ass. His skill
At never facing facts will save him still
From the incursion of reality.
His idiotic verbiage will spill
Unchecked from lips that work incessantly.
Of course, his unrelenting plan will be
Rejected by the Russians – who advance
While weary Ukronazis turn and flee.
As leather queen, Zelensky yet will dance:
His love for wild delusion is that strong.
Plus, nations of the West will dance along.

–Tom Riley