Long View

by flammeusgladius

Long View

Now Alexander of the Scrawny Neck—
That’s Motyl, folks, in case you didn’t know—
Is shoveling new loads of hopeless dreck:
He thinks Ukraine might win the Long War Show!
She has distinct advantages, although
Of course a military isn’t one.
Her tranny NATO backers, row on row,
Will cheer her on till Russian forces run.
Vague liberal good will? She has a ton
Of that – and she has just been voted more.
Between the rainbow and the smiling sun,
That’s how you win a fucking endless war!
Who cares if Russia has men, tanks, and shells?
Our propaganda casts the coolest spells!

–Tom Riley

(This is the only world in which the Ukraine wins.)