Lard-Ass Lap Dance

by flammeusgladius

Lard-Ass Lap Dance

Against wild right-wing crazies, balanced Shea
Defends Netflix – plus child pornography.
Puritans in the loony GOP
Will bow to his supremacy today.
Cuties of course is more than A-okay:
It’s necessary viewing finally,
Expanding our horizons. Hey, let’s be
More tolerant of pre-pubescent play!
Clearly Shea is a ginger Santa Claus—
A cheery Father Christmas kind of chap
In Pseudo-Chestertonia. His laws
Are not lean laws. His mind evades the trap
Of moralistic judgment. Why? Because
He dreams of cuties squirming in his lap.

–Tom Riley

 

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(Planned Parenthood ally Mark Shea sticks up for Cuties.)